[00:02.48]One night, half a dozen tourists [00:05.92]Met together in Trafalgar Square [00:09.72]A fortnight's tour on the continent was planned [00:13.48]And each had his portmanteau in his hand [00:17.63]Down the Rhine, they meant to have a picnic [00:21.34]'Til Jones said, "I must decline [00:24.89]You boys have been advised by me, stay away from Germany [00:28.79]What's the good of going down the Rhine?" [00:32.63]Let's all go down the Strand [00:36.24]Let's all go down the Strand [00:39.89]I'll be leader, you can march behind [00:43.49]Come with me and see what you can find [00:47.25]Let's all go down the Strand [00:50.71]Oh, what a happy land [00:54.39]That's the place for fun and noise, all among the girls and boys [00:58.04]So let's all go down the Strand [01:02.05]One day, five and twenty convicts [01:05.55]Sat in five and twenty little cells [01:09.35]The bell then sounded, ding-a-ding-a-dong [01:13.24]To exercise the prisoners came along [01:17.24]Burglar Ben exclaimed to Jaggs the Warden [01:21.17]"To me, sir, it's very strange [01:24.80]The men are tired of going 'round, 'round and 'round the same old ground [01:28.71]I propose we make a little change" [01:32.41]Let's all go down the Strand [01:36.19]Let's all go down the Strand [01:39.85]I'll be leader, you can march behind [01:43.50]Come with me and see what you can find [01:47.30]Let's all go down the Strand [01:50.86]Oh, what a happy land [01:54.57]That's the place for fun and noise, all among the girls and boys [01:58.26]So let's all go down the Strand [02:02.06]Great crowds gathered round to welcome [02:05.91]Shackleton returning from the Pole [02:09.62]The Lord Mayor welcomed all the gallant crew [02:13.41]And said, "My lads, I've got a treat for you [02:17.42]Come with me, the Mansion House awaits you [02:21.12]A banquet shall be supplied" [02:24.83]But a Tar in grumbling mood said, "We don't want any food" [02:28.63]Then he turned to Shackleton and sighed [02:32.39]Oh, let's all go down the Strand [02:36.05]Let's all go down the Strand [02:39.71]I'll be leader, you can march behind [02:43.40]Come with me and see what you can find [02:46.99]Let's all go down the Strand [02:50.54]Oh, what a happy land [02:54.06]That's the place for fun and noise, all among the girls and boys [02:57.75]So let's all go down the Strand [03:01.89]Oh, let's all go down the Strand [03:05.68]Let's all go down the Strand [03:09.25]I'll be leader, you can march behind [03:12.87]Come with me and see what you can find [03:16.52]Let's all go down the Strand [03:20.10]Oh, what a happy land [03:23.70]That's the place for fun and noise, all among the girls and boys [03:27.25]So let's all go down the Strand