Ladies and gentlemen
Whores and sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to Candyland!
Let me show you my game
I put those shoes to shame
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna f*ck all night
When we take off our clothes
She sucks me 'til it snows
I'll f*ck her face so hard
She is my wild card
My sticky lollipop
It's such a sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll
You rub my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick
Welcome to Candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to Candyland
You'll wanna f*ck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty, and second time nice!
Candyland! Candyland!
Just close your eyes and dream
A fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my Candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown
I'll be your back door man
Welcome to my Candyland
Welcome to Candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to Candyland
You'll wanna f*ck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty, and second time nice!
You want my cock
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide
Sticky like a lollie
Blow me 'til I pop
You can sample all my flavors
At my Candyshop
Cumshots and gumdrops
Double fists and blow pops
Trick or treat
Squeeze my meat
Give me something sweet to eat
Slip n' slide on my face
You got that flavor, what a taste!
Lick it red hot
Like a candy cane
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain
Welcome to Candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to Candyland
You'll wanna f*ck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty, and second time nice!