作词 : Cock Sparrer
A U Come outside 
I'm fed up with you looking 
Like the cat who got the cooking 
I said A U 
You and me outside 
You've got the kind of face 
The face of a git 
And I really want to hit it 
I said A U 
You and me outside 
Coz I've been watching you 
Chatting up all the girls 
And I'm fed up with you 
And I've drunk enough [Chorus] 
Someone's gonna get a slap tonight 
Someone's gonna get whacked tonight 
Someone's gonna get a smack tonight 
From me And it's gonna be you 
A U You look like a poof 
How loud do 
I shout it ? 
Tell me what you're gonna do about it ? 
A U You and me outside 
You're a bloke who's heading for one 
A real fist magnet if ever 
I saw one 
A U You and me outside 
I saw you kiss that girl 
Over in the corner 
It's not jealousy 
It's just you and me [Chorus] [Bridge] 
You've got too much dosh, you're everything 
I hate You talk all posh, you make me so irate 
You're so cock sure, you're a liability 
I told you before, it's not jealousy 
It's not jealously 
It's just you and me [Chorus]