[00:00.000] 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
[00:01.000] 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
[00:14.000]Right now we’re angry and sad
[00:17.000]It’s our right to get righteously mad
[00:20.000]At every member of the opposite ***
[00:22.800]Oh god, we hate them
[00:25.000]
[00:27.500]Let’s not distinguish between them at all
[00:31.000]Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
[00:34.000]And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements
[00:40.500]Let’s generalize about men
[00:44.000]Let’s generalize about men
[00:47.000]Let’s take one bad thing about one man
[00:51.000]And apply it to all of them
[00:54.500]Let’s conflate all the guys
[00:56.000]Let’s generalize about men
[00:59.000]
[01:02.000]All men are completely repressed
[01:04.800]Uh-huh
[01:05.800]All men only want to have ***
[01:08.500]There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this
[01:12.800]All 3.6 billion men
[01:15.500]All men are emotionally stunned
[01:18.800]When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted
[01:22.300]And why do men never listen and only think about themselves,
[01:25.000]as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves
[01:29.000]Oh, I hear you, girl
[01:30.800]
[01:31.000]Let’s generalize about men
[01:34.000]Let’s generalize about men
[01:37.800]Let’s get super lit, and not admit
[01:41.500]this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
[01:44.800]Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men
[01:49.300]All men are stupid and childish
[01:52.000]Even the ones who are "smart and mature"
[01:55.800]All every man does every day
[01:58.800]is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
[02:02.300]
[02:02.800]Wait, what about gay men?
[02:03.800]Oh, no, they are fine.
[02:04.800]Gay men are all really great
[02:08.000]Every single one
[02:11.000]They’re never mean, just sassy
[02:13.500]They’re all completely adorable and fun
[02:18.000]
[02:18.500]So let’s focus for now on straight men
[02:21.500]Let’s just generalize about them
[02:24.800]They’re all monsters.
[02:26.300]They’re murderers.
[02:27.300]They’re rapists.
[02:28.300]Totally.
[02:29.300]Wait, I have sons!
[02:31.800]Your sons are gonna be rapists