[00:00.000] 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna [00:01.000] 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna [00:14.000]Right now we’re angry and sad [00:17.000]It’s our right to get righteously mad [00:20.000]At every member of the opposite *** [00:22.800]Oh god, we hate them [00:25.000] [00:27.500]Let’s not distinguish between them at all [00:31.000]Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol [00:34.000]And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements [00:40.500]Let’s generalize about men [00:44.000]Let’s generalize about men [00:47.000]Let’s take one bad thing about one man [00:51.000]And apply it to all of them [00:54.500]Let’s conflate all the guys [00:56.000]Let’s generalize about men [00:59.000] [01:02.000]All men are completely repressed [01:04.800]Uh-huh [01:05.800]All men only want to have *** [01:08.500]There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this [01:12.800]All 3.6 billion men [01:15.500]All men are emotionally stunned [01:18.800]When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted [01:22.300]And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, [01:25.000]as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves [01:29.000]Oh, I hear you, girl [01:30.800] [01:31.000]Let’s generalize about men [01:34.000]Let’s generalize about men [01:37.800]Let’s get super lit, and not admit [01:41.500]this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then [01:44.800]Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men [01:49.300]All men are stupid and childish [01:52.000]Even the ones who are "smart and mature" [01:55.800]All every man does every day [01:58.800]is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore [02:02.300] [02:02.800]Wait, what about gay men? [02:03.800]Oh, no, they are fine. [02:04.800]Gay men are all really great [02:08.000]Every single one [02:11.000]They’re never mean, just sassy [02:13.500]They’re all completely adorable and fun [02:18.000] [02:18.500]So let’s focus for now on straight men [02:21.500]Let’s just generalize about them [02:24.800]They’re all monsters. [02:26.300]They’re murderers. [02:27.300]They’re rapists. [02:28.300]Totally. [02:29.300]Wait, I have sons! [02:31.800]Your sons are gonna be rapists