作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
Right now we’re angry and sad
It’s our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite ***
Oh god, we hate them

Let’s not distinguish between them at all
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements
Let’s generalize about men
Let’s generalize about men
Let’s take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let’s conflate all the guys
Let’s generalize about men

All men are completely repressed
Uh-huh
All men only want to have ***
There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men
All men are emotionally stunned
When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves,
as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves
Oh, I hear you, girl

Let’s generalize about men
Let’s generalize about men
Let’s get super lit, and not admit
this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men
All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are "smart and mature"
All every man does every day
is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore

Wait, what about gay men?
Oh, no, they are fine.
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They’re never mean, just sassy
They’re all completely adorable and fun

So let’s focus for now on straight men
Let’s just generalize about them
They’re all monsters.
They’re murderers.
They’re rapists.
Totally.
Wait, I have sons!
Your sons are gonna be rapists