作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen 
 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen 
[Rebecca
I’m clearly not over you yet
[Nathaniel
I’m clearly not over you either
[Rebecca
Our love has transformed into hate
[Nathaniel
Damn! *** right now would sure be great
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
This is our horny angry tango!
[Nathaniel
I want to fight!
[Rebecca
I want to bang!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
This is our horny angry tango!
[Rebecca
We’re truly furious but...
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
Dang! We’re also horny too!
[Nathaniel
I want to tear you limb from limb!
[Rebecca
And put your limbs all over my limbs!
[Nathaniel
Each time we fight I crave you more!
[Rebecca
This would be better on the floor!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
This is our horizontal tango!
[Nathaniel
We’re both pissed off...
[Rebecca
And yet turned on!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break
[Nathaniel
Ow, thorns!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
Dip!
[Nathaniel
Whore!
[Rebecca
Slap!
[Nathaniel
I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady
[Rebecca
That clearly is a double standard
[Rebecca and Nathaniel
But it’s probably for the best
This is our horny angry tango!