[00:00.000] 作曲 : zakiboy
[00:00.345] 作词 : zakiboy
[00:01.35]小贝
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[00:07.78]伴奏：Insider-Koi
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[00:09.83]完两个儿好 完两个儿好
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[00:12.04]完两个儿上山割茅草
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[00:14.48]你割得多 我割得少
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[00:17.07]你没得媳妇儿我帮你找
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[00:19.64]1888是个么的经路
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[00:22.25]有三个道学他嗯心里清楚
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[00:24.43]突然冒出的临澧话有西作呕
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[00:26.91]不过反正是写给他俺滴 跟我听斗
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[00:29.64]一个个抱起媳妇儿回替哒
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[00:31.52]有个不要脸的儿都已经两岁哒
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[00:33.80]当公务员的而今喝酒虾得扣咔
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[00:36.31]酒桌上邹公子却假儿嘛噶要喝茶
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[00:38.74]么得三代世交 其实有点搞笑
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[00:41.21]一起批大块地方不就么几个熟人罩
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[00:43.71]但是熟归熟 站在别个屋里门口
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[00:46.61]也不得跟完安一样张口就是半头
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[00:48.99]外面一声喊 就晓得有人鬼邀伴
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[00:51.00]一坐得网吧就感觉捏时间差一俺 不生机
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[00:53.94]神将无系批游戏一世都玩不完
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[00:55.94]但总有个人会喊“还不闪？你不山”
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[00:58.74]不晓得哪个芍懒喜欢七没内儿
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[01:01.06]一问有没完安就说放在雷吧及儿
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[01:03.17]翻箱倒柜之后撞抖碎骨内而
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[01:05.65]然后港啊一句“道学么，捏是叫果儿”
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[01:08.21]周日下午回到学校开始过孽
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[01:10.52]把别个鞋带绑在桌子上还打个死结
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[01:13.14]结果黎伯一来才发现都没写作业
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[01:15.65]在教室后面罚站一晚上搞的几得作孽
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[01:18.54]我记得落雪之前要下一场冰仔仔而
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[01:20.91]下完雪之后就出去一人一根凌根儿
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[01:23.51]如果是早上有人要七碗汤意儿
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[01:25.61]邹奶奶包滴汤意儿能够押垮一张板凳儿
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[01:28.14]如果到了夏天 真滴是讨嗖嫌
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[01:30.26]屋里刚拖完的地就往里踩 用漆黑滴脚板
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[01:33.08]下雨也要出替玩 玩得泥巴扶骚天
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[01:35.23]涩起批牙齿黑还虾不过说穿滴夹夹儿板
[01:49.77]完两个儿好 完两个儿好
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[01:52.88]完两个儿上山割茅草
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[01:53.83]你割得多 我割得少
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[01:55.30]你没得媳妇儿我帮你找
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[01:57.48]完几个大学都落在长沙
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[01:59.56]有人读个批三本他还歪虾
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[02:01.83]不过还是好过某些路痴嗲嗲
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[02:04.45]要喊他出来玩无真滴是歇哈
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[02:06.96]有个后来当领导的恰得我后面的林科大
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[02:09.92]说是要跟我学跳舞 假而入马噶
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[02:12.27]过没几天都学长沙佬港么都加个撒
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[02:14.98]只有我恰抖学啊一句海南话
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[02:17.18]到而今都还喜欢上网
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[02:19.07]当老关子的人了玩游戏都不打羊往
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[02:21.70]每次打牌都要打得一个人青皮厂抗
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[02:24.15]然后下了牌桌找个地方端起酒就况
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[02:26.48]都是结了婚的人 以后注意哈
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[02:28.85]而今就剩我一个人 还 没成家
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[02:31.55]再哪个 跟我酒多 敬一哈
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[02:33.85]老子转身 就是一记叼子耳巴
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[02:36.44]捏首歌之八没得么人听
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[02:38.53]我个人听起来都感觉有点或懒行
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[02:41.15]说起来您安可能还不得信
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[02:43.55]接下来我还打算抒他一哈情
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[02:45.96]我屋里只有姐妹没得兄弟
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[02:48.54]还好您安几个来的比较积极
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[02:51.03]如果下一辈子还有机会继续搅基
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[02:53.54]但愿投胎滴 时候没得计划生育
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