Well, he caught his first whiff in the jungles of'nam
That slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom
Now every single night she drops her big bomb'
Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show'
Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
He went for it now everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimbo
He caught his first glance in, field and stream
That salt water taffy was a fisherman's wet dream
Now every single night he's still gettin' that big ream'
Cause he's a bamboo bimbo
He fell it and everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimbo
Just a monkey with a ring in his nose
He's a bamboo bimbo
Can't say 
I never told ya so
He's a bamboo bimbo
It go on and on and on