[00:03.840]Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
[00:06.960]
[00:07.530]And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
[00:10.770]
[00:11.330]And now we invite you to relax
[00:14.200]Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!
[00:19.930]
[00:22.430]Be our guest!
[00:25.360]
[00:25.980]Be our guest!
[00:27.100]Put our service to the test
[00:29.180]Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
[00:31.620]And we provide the rest
[00:33.950]Soup du jour
[00:35.270]Hot hors d'oeuvres
[00:35.840]Why, we only live to serve
[00:37.790]
[00:38.540]Try the grey stuff
[00:40.40]It's delicious!
[00:41.560]
[00:42.110]Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
[00:43.670]They can sing
[00:44.670]They can dance
[00:45.240]After all, Miss, this is France
[00:47.490]And a dinner here is never second best
[00:50.510]
[00:51.630]Go on, unfold your menu
[00:54.380]Take a glance and then you'll
[00:56.870]Be our guest
[00:57.930]Oui, our guest
[00:58.920]Be our guest
[00:59.730]
[01:00.920]Beef ragout
[01:02.50]Cheese souffle
[01:03.110]Pie and pudding en flambe
[01:05.560]We'll prepare and serve with flair
[01:07.680]A culinary cabaret!
[01:08.800]
[01:09.550]You're alone
[01:10.170]
[01:10.730]And you're scared
[01:11.920]But the banquet's all prepared
[01:13.920]No one's gloomy or complaining
[01:16.170]While the flatware's entertaining
[01:17.220]
[01:18.220]We tell jokes
[01:19.470]I do tricks
[01:20.470]With my fellow candlesticks
[01:21.730]And it's all in perfect taste
[01:25.30]That you can bet
[01:25.850]
[01:26.470]Come on and lift your glass
[01:28.539]You've won your own free pass
[01:30.780]To be our guest
[01:32.210]If you're stressed
[01:32.250]
[01:33.490]It's fine dining we suggest!
[01:35.120]Be our guest!
[01:35.940]Be our guest!
[01:37.330]our Be guest!
[01:38.539]
[01:41.30]Life is so unnerving
[01:42.470]
[01:43.400]For a servant who's not serving
[01:45.110]
[01:45.860]He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
[01:49.39]
[01:50.910]Ah, those good old days when we were useful
[01:54.210]
[01:55.650]Suddenly those good old days are gone.
[01:58.490]
[02:00.300]Ten years we've been rusting
[02:02.670]Needing so much more than dusting
[02:05.170]Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
[02:08.169]
[02:10.539]Most days we just lay around the castle
[02:13.410]
[02:14.460]Flabby, fat and lazy
[02:16.840]You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
[02:18.820]It's a guest!
[02:19.870]It's a guest!
[02:21.250]Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
[02:22.570]
[02:23.320]Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
[02:25.260]I've had the napkins freshly pressed
[02:26.760]With dessert, she'll want tea
[02:28.200]And my dear that's fine with me
[02:30.210]While the cups do their soft-shoein'
[02:32.120]I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
[02:34.180]I'll get warm
[02:35.300]Piping hot
[02:36.170]Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
[02:37.920]Clean it up! We want the company impressed
[02:40.170]
[02:41.460]We've got a lot to do!
[02:43.460]Is it one lump or two?
[02:45.340]For you, our guest!
[02:46.770]She's our guest!
[02:48.579]She's our guest!
[02:49.329]
[02:49.950]She's our guest!
[02:51.390]Be our guest
[02:52.700]Be our guest
[02:54.490]Our command is your request
[02:55.870]It's ten years since we've had anybody here
[02:57.680]And we're obsessed!
[02:58.620]With your meal
[02:59.560]With your ease
[03:00.490]Yes, indeed, we aim to please
[03:01.870]While the candlelight's still glowing
[03:03.60]Let us help you
[03:04.780]
[03:05.610]We'll keep going...
[03:07.290]
[03:08.410]Course by course
[03:12.30]
[03:12.660]One by one
[03:14.30]
[03:14.780]'Til you shout, Enough! I'm done!
[03:16.520]
[03:17.600]Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
[03:20.510]
[03:21.20]Tonight you'll prop your feet up
[03:23.700]But for now, let's eat up
[03:25.380]Be our guest!
[03:26.760]Be our guest!
[03:27.720]
[03:28.470]Be our guest!
[03:29.520]
[03:30.200]Please, be our guest!