[00:00.01]He hit the ground running, [00:03.49]At the speed of light. [00:06.17]The star was brightly shining, [00:09.71]Like a neon light. [00:12.71]It's your favorite son. [00:15.30]It's your favorite son. [00:18.15]A fixture on the talkshows, [00:21.20]To the silver screen. [00:23.75]From here to Colorado, [00:26.96]He's a sex machine. [00:30.39]It's your favorite son. [00:32.88]It's your favorite son. [00:35.49]But isn't it a drag? [00:38.93]Isn't it a drag? [00:41.49]Isn't it a drag? [00:43.61]its pretty bloody sad, [00:44.48]but isn't it a drag? [00:47.66]A clean-cut All-American, [00:50.50]Really ain't so clean. [00:53.20]His royal auditorium, [00:56.30]Is a murder scene. [00:59.68]It's your favorite son. [01:02.37]It's your favorite son. [01:04.96]Oh, isn't it a drag? [01:07.71]Isn't it a drag? [01:11.02]Isn't it a drag? [01:12.88]It's pretty but it's sad, [01:13.81]but isn't it a drag? [01:43.00]Well no one says it's fair. [01:46.85]Turn a teenage lush, [01:49.66]To a millionaire. [01:54.19]Now where's your fucking champion? [01:57.26]On a panty raid [01:59.69]He's not the All-American, [02:03.22]That you thought you paid. [02:06.58]It's your favorite son. [02:08.70]It's your favorite son...