Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now
I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a *****
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant
This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying
*****, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant
You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant
You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant