[00:00.40]This was a triumph [00:04.17]I'm making a note here:"HUGE SUCCESS!" [00:09.17]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction [00:16.39]Aperture Science [00:20.11]We do what we must because we can [00:25.36]For the good of all of us [00:28.56]Except the ones who are dead [00:30.87]But there's no sense crying over every mistake [00:34.75]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake [00:38.61]And the science gets done [00:40.74]And you make a neat gun [00:42.69]For the people who are still alive [00:52.16]I'm not even angry [00:56.37]I'm being sosincere right now [01:01.42]Even though you broke my heart and killed me [01:08.16]And tore me to pieces [01:12.09]And threw every piece into a fire [01:17.41]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you [01:22.82]Now these points of data make a beautiful line [01:26.62]And we're out of beta [01:28.60]We're releasing on time [01:30.72]So I'm GLaD I got burned [01:32.61]Think of all the things we learned [01:34.71]For the people who are still alive [01:44.51]Go ahead and leave me [01:48.17]I think I prefer to stay inside [01:53.35]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you [02:00.32]Maybe Black Mesa?... [02:04.34]That was a joke, ha ha fat chance [02:09.40]Anyway this cake is great [02:12.68]It's so delicious and moist [02:14.74]Look at me still talking when there's science to do [02:18.66]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you [02:22.72]I've experiments to run [02:24.74]There is research to be done [02:26.94]On the people who are still alive [02:30.93]And believe me I am still alive [02:34.18]I'm doing science and I'm still alive [02:38.62]I feel fantastic and I'm still alive [02:42.63]While you're dying I'll be still alive [02:46.65]And when you're dead I'll be still alive [02:50.52][02:52.48]Still alive