I'm going up the pool from down the smoke below To taste my mum's jam sarnies and see our Aunty Flo The candyfloss salesman watches ladies in the sand Down for a freaky weekend In the hope that they'll be meeting Mister Universe There'll be bucket spades and bingo Cockles mussels rainy days Seaweed and sand castles icy waves Deck chairs rubber dinghies old vests Braces dangling down Sun tanned stranded starfish in a daze Oh Blackpool Oh Blackpool