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Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving |
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Difference in prices is truly amazing |
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Chips from the freezer come in very big portions |
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Down our end you get fantastic reductions |
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You're a cheeky sod |
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You've changed the odds |
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Well if that's what you want |
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Dump the nag, and then you're shopping in Sainsbury's |
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Look so good all the people won't phase you |
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They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune |
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Like the second coming with a much better hairdo |
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You're a cheeky sod |
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You've changed the odds |
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Well if that's what you want |
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Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me |
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Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now |
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I'll be leaving soon |
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Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect |
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Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck |
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Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic |
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Stay in the shade 'cos you're so fucking plastic |
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Don't look twice |
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'Cos you've got different eyes |
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Than the ones that were fine |
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That you could see through |
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Don't look twice |
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'Cos you've got different thighs |
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Than the ones that were fine |
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That you could sit through, yeah |