作词 : MacKaye, Minor Threat
(originally Minor Threat) 
Baa baa baa [x4] 
I'm a person just like you 
But I've got better things to do 
Than sit around and fuck my head 
Or hang out with the living dead 
Snort white shit up my nose 
Or passing out at all the shows '
Cause I've got straight edge 
I laugh at the thought of dropping ludes 
I laugh at the thought of sniffing glue '
Cause I've got straight edge 
Baa baa baa [x8] 
Ohh I've got straight edge