I always had to tell her to relax And a cat can slip indoors through multitudes of cracks But it's funny what they'll do Cause cracks lead outside too When I asked her where she's going she said far away from you Stuck here on my own now Digging down deep I don't understand it But I ain't losing sleep I'm not gonna lay down I'll head north out of town I don't know but I think I'll go and try dog mushing with an Eskimo In Alaska Alaska I think I'll try Alaska Somewhere she could wait for me I'll catch up just wait and see Idaho Nebraska I don't know Alaska I think I'll try I think I'll try Alaska I sold my old piano for the rent I loaded up on bug spray I found my daddy tent And now I'm in high gear Doing forty five Humming a tune I won't see the moon 'til sometime in July I guess I could have flown or took a train But you won't see a moose if you're sitting on a plane And now there's no more road But I got a light load And if she isn't in Alaska I'll stay and pan for gold In Alaska Alaska I think I'll try Alaska Somewhere she could wait for me I'll catch up just wait and see Idaho Nebraska I don't know Alaska I think I'll try I think I'll try Alaska Just when I though id end up alone Big ol laskan mama come walking down the road Alaska Alaska I'll stay right here in Alaska All settled down and having fun Here in the land of the midnight sun Is it time to call the pastor I don't know I'll ask her I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here I'll stay right here