Pick up the phone Please, tell me you’re home The monsters are gone The wardrobe is closed Where’s my guitar They hate when I sing So, **** my guitar, yeah **** everything Mmmm mmmm (x2) String’s on a twist My ass they can kiss They’re making me sick Just, go suck my dick No, singing past ten You can’t stay in your bed So, **** mom and dad I’m going real mad Mmmm mmmm (x4)