You ever felt like you're gonna chuck up 
You try to speak but it comes out mucked up 
Well that's just the way she made me feel 
I know I shoudn't, no 
I shouldn't pull her hair 
But it's a kids sign of affection 
And I still ain't got nowhere 
I sat behind her in almost every lesson 
She drove me mad with that gingham dress on 
And those little ribbons in her hair 
She had a brother in the year above her 
So I wrote, told him that 
I bugged her 
He got all my stuff stuck in a tree 
Yes I confess, 
I may well be a pest 
But I'm not gonna change, so let it go... 
She had a brother and he threatened to hit me 
So I turned round and ran home quickly 
Hid under the stairs for quite a while 
I like to remember my days at school 
I always was the classroom fool 
Best thing about playtime was kiss chase 
Yelling swear words with your mates 
Not finding out what it meant till it's too late 
And you're grounded for the day 
Giving your mate's an atomic wedge 
Or finding pornos in the hedge 
Ringing doorbells and running away