[00:01.04]Take 2, [00:02.36] [00:10.43]one two three four [00:12.68] [00:26.29]I read the news today oh boy [00:30.24] [00:32.59]About a lucky man who made the grade [00:37.20] [00:38.97]And though the news was rather sad [00:43.00] [00:45.35]Well I just had to laugh [00:49.99] [00:51.75]I saw the photograph [00:55.26] [00:57.84]He blew his mind out in a car [01:02.20] [01:04.58]He didn't notice that the lights had changed [01:10.98] [01:11.43]A crowd of people stood and stared [01:15.47] [01:17.43]They'd seen his face before [01:20.23]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [01:25.69] [01:26.94]I saw a film today oh boy [01:31.44] [01:33.64]The English Army had just won the war [01:37.98]A crowd of people turned away [01:44.00] [01:46.12]But I just had to look [01:49.53]Having read the book, [01:54.19] [01:54.99]I'd love to turn you on. [02:01.56] [03:35.46]I read the news today oh boy [03:39.18] [03:41.46]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire [03:45.90] [03:47.65]And though the holes were rather small [03:51.46] [03:53.67]They had to count them all [03:56.02] [03:56.35]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. [04:00.83] [04:02.31]I'd love to turn you on. [04:07.93]