[00:25.27]Sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy
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[00:43.39]I read the news today oh boy
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[00:49.16]About a lucky man who made the grade
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[00:55.13]And though the news was rather sad
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[01:01.01]Well I just had to laugh
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[01:06.85]I saw the photograph
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[01:12.74]He blew his mind out in a car
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[01:18.74]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
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[01:24.70]A crowd of people stood and stared
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[01:30.89]They'd seen his face before
[01:33.36]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
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[01:39.52]I saw a film today oh boy
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[01:45.33]The English Army had just won the war
[01:51.31]A crowd of people turned away
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[01:57.22]But I just had to look
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[02:00.44]Having read the book,
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[02:05.22]I'd love to turn you on.
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[03:40.95]I read the news today oh boy
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[03:46.43]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
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[03:52.25]And though the holes were rather small
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[03:57.99]They had to count them all
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[04:00.91]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
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[04:06.04]I'd love to turn you on.
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