MAX! Max had a car that's really sweet 
Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks 
Not just that but it chafs his neck 
And he thinks it's stupid as heck 
Max! Max! 
Max! Max has got a car! 
Yeah, a car! 
A two door freakin' car! 
It's fast! 
It's fast! 
It's really freakin' fast! 
And, it is, really badass! 
Max doesn't stop at stop signs 
Cause they're retarded 
What is that smell 
I'm smelling? 
He just farted 
Never signals while changing lanes 
Drives with no hands cause he's insane 
And if you think that is absurd 
He'll turn to you and flip a bird 
Max! Max! 
Max! Max has got a car! 
Yeah, a car! 
A two door freakin' car! 
It has, gold rims! 
They are really sick! 
Yeah, like 
Max! Max is really sick! 
He talks on his cell phone 
He doesn't use a bluetooth 
And if you dent his car 
He'll hit your face like 
Babe Ruth 
Uses the most expensive gas 
His driving skills are unsurpassed 
Does doughnuts every chance he gets 
He's even cooler than 
Pete Wentz 
Max! Max! 
Max! Max has got a car! 
Yeah, a car! 
A two door freakin' car! 
He will, get his, license in six months 
But now, he has, a provisional license 
Wait! He only has his provisional driver's license? 
But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times! 
What!? His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? 
So she's condoning these illegal activities!? 
Shame on you, 
Max's mom! 
Shame! Max! 
Look out! 
A cliff! Right in front of you! 
Yeah! A cliff! 
A big ass freakin' cliff! 
Crap! You are, flying off a cliff! 
I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt! 
Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt 
I guess he didn't like how it felt 
Now he's broken his manly legs 
Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes 
MAX!