Whoa yeah, 
Segway Polo 
Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet 
Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway scooter 
It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah. 
Hit the ball into the goal 
Because that's how you win at 
Segway Polo 
This is the most intense sport 
I've ever- 
Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen yeah 
Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field! 
This German dude is really pissed off 
Dude, chill out. 
It's just 
Segway Polo 
Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap 
There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo 
There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap 
Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass! 
This guy's going through a mid-life crisis 
Segway Polo, heck yeah! 
Kid Rock, heck yeah! 
Black people, 
Heck yeah! 
Bouncing boobies, 
HECK YEAH!!! 
This guy's waiting for some surprise butt ass 
HERE IT CO
MES! Look at me mom! 
I'm failing on the internet! 
This guy's getting tired of playing 
Segway Polo 
Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding 
Oh snap! It's tied! 
Have to go to a shoot out! 
I'm super excited! 
They're super excited! 
LET'S DO T
HIS! Shoot 
Miss Shoot 
Miss Shoot 
Miss Shoot 
Miss Shoot 
Whoa score! 
YOU WIN! Now hump your teammate!