Throw my burger in the air 
And I drink some of your soda 
Then I do a little bit of hopscotch 
And bust out the 
Macarena Then 
I train my dog to sit 
And then I train my mom to sit 
Knit a sweater to impress the girls 
But I'm not very good at knitting 
That was the most embarrassing thing 
I've ever done, 
But the girls taking pictures, thought that it was fun 
I was running away and 
I tripped on my pants, 
But I saved myself with the cool breakdance! 
Now it's time to eat my burger 
And enjoy it's awesome taste. 
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide 
And catch it with my face.