Ian: Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real.
Anthony: Yeah, the only thing more stupid than that would be the people who would actually buy this crap.
Ian: Hehe..Suckers!
Anthony: What the hell was that?
Ian: Oh My God! Pterodactyls!
Anthony: Cyborg Pterodactyls...With Laser eyes!
Ian: GET ON THE MACHINE GUN!!
Anthony: COME AND GET IT, YOU DINOSAUR BASTARDS!! AAAHHHHH!!
Ian: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
(Screaming)
Narrator: And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by Cyborg Pterodactyls with laser eyes. Eventually the Cyborg Pterodactyls over-ran the entire country and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Pterodactyls.
And they lived Happily Ever After. The End....Bitch.