At Paramount it's oh la la The Warner Brothers cha cha cha And L B Mayer loves his smaltz so MGM made the great waltz But the twenth century foxtrot It's precious but precious It's not hot To make the big boys hire me please make that rythm firey (Come on boys and girls make me over) In this factory where dreams can come true Are you ready to make someone new You're the team that must teach me to do The twenth century fox mambo Done the homework and I'll pass the test I'll do whatever my teacher suggests I can do it clothed or undressed The twenth century fox mambo Make it up shake it up Let the fantasies begin Here's the dope To get cast change the past Make the light just right for cinemascope Take a gamble cause it's safe to bet Mister Zanick ain't seen nothing yet When we're finished he'll never forget This twenth century fox Ah ah ah for fame play the game Change your name to the twenth century fox Make it up shake it up Make me feel like the main attraction Change the clothes fix the nose And then five six seven eight action (ACTION) Now I'm blonde but I ain't so dumb (No) Hollywood will be under my thumb (Yes) I'll change parteners until I become The twenth century fox mambo