[00:16.79]Call the Justice of the Peace,
[00:19.94]But don't tell him our names,
[00:23.67]Don't put out a press release,
[00:27.13]Or mention baseball games.
[00:29.54]
[00:30.16]Michael:
[00:31.09]Book the nearest Bridal suite,
[00:34.41]One room will suit us fine,
[00:37.70]For the desk clerk that we meet,
[00:41.41]The only autograph we'll sign is,
[00:44.80]
[00:45.79]Both:
[00:47.61]Mr and Mrs smith,
[00:51.08]Simply the folks next door,
[00:54.28]
[00:54.91]Michael:
[00:55.59]People without a single clue what
[00:59.02]an Agent or Grip is for
[01:01.09]
[01:01.91]Ivy:
[01:02.87]Yes,
[01:03.66]
[01:04.10]Both
[01:04.47]Nothing can beat the view,
[01:05.13]When as far as the eye can see, there's
[01:10.78]
[01:11.30]Michael:
[01:11.61]No one but Mrs,
[01:13.14]
[01:13.49]Ivy
[01:14.17]No one but Mr,
[01:15.16]
[01:16.22]Both
[01:16.54]Smith and Me.
[01:21.62]
[01:22.29]Michael:
[01:23.00]For a home the man provides,
[01:26.43]A cottage built for two,
[01:29.53]We'll check the small town classifieds,
[01:33.47]Variety won't do.
[01:34.92]
[01:35.96]Ivy:
[01:37.32]Then we'll move to mainstream USA,
[01:41.16]And sign the deed of trust,
[01:44.70]The mailbox at our hideaway,
[01:48.74]Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,
[01:50.18]
[01:54.47]
[01:55.25]Both:
[01:56.07]Mr and Mrs smith,
[01:58.18]Merely the folks next door,
[02:00.09]
[02:01.56]Michael:
[02:02.10]People who use their kitchen each night,
[02:03.13]
[02:05.52]
[02:06.56]Ivy:
[02:07.55]And never been into chores,
[02:08.92]
[02:09.53]Michael:
[02:09.94]Yeah,
[02:10.51]
[02:10.93]Both
[02:11.22]Nothing can beat the view,
[02:11.67]For as far as the eye can see, there's
[02:17.21]
[02:17.45]Michael:
[02:17.72]No one but Mrs,
[02:18.33]
[02:18.93]Ivy:
[02:19.31]No one but Mr,
[02:20.91]
[02:21.28]Both:
[02:22.46]Smith and Me.
[02:24.05]
[02:28.39]Both:
[02:29.01]No early calls,
[02:31.04]No big premieres,
[02:32.76]No less romantic theme,
[02:36.33]We'll spend the nights,
[02:38.35]Making our own,
[02:40.40]Little league baseball team,
[02:42.41]
[02:46.16]Both:
[02:50.34]We're no one you've ever seen,
[02:51.98]
[02:52.96]Ivy:
[02:53.54]Movie stars don't live anywhere here,
[02:57.13]Except on the local drive-in screen,
[02:59.55]
[03:01.78]Both:
[03:02.11]Yes,
[03:02.60]I'd gladly disappear,
[03:05.48]If it might guarantee a view of,
[03:07.65]
[03:08.42]Michael:
[03:10.57]No one but Mr,
[03:11.48]
[03:12.29]Ivy:
[03:12.67]No one but Mrs,
[03:14.56]
[03:15.89]Both:
[03:16.28]Smith and You.