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[00:16.23]I read the news today oh boy
[00:22.57]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:28.37]And though the news was rather sad
[00:34.93]Well I just had to laugh
[00:41.21]I saw the photograph
[00:47.86]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:53.46]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:59.52]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:05.67]They'd seen his face before
[01:08.40]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[01:14.92]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:21.26]The English Army had just won the war
[01:27.06]A crowd of people turned away
[01:33.14]But I just had to look
[01:36.71]Having read the book
[01:41.69]I'd love to turn you on
[02:23.80]Woke up, fell out of bed
[02:26.62]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:31.05]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
[02:34.12]And looking up I noticed I was late
[02:38.20]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:41.05]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:45.36]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
[02:48.56]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[03:20.97]I read the news today oh boy
[03:27.47]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:32.64]And though the holes were rather small
[03:38.51]They had to count them all
[03:41.36]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
[03:46.73]I'd love to turn you on