[00:15.790]I once had a girl [00:18.590]Or should I say she once had me [00:23.700]She showed me her room [00:26.250]Isn't it good Norwegian wood? [00:31.410]She asked me to stay [00:33.290]And she told me to sit anywhere [00:39.990]So I looked around [00:41.620]And I noticed there wasn't a chair [00:47.910]I sat on a rug biding my time [00:52.790]drinking her wine [00:56.600]We talked until two and then she said [01:01.370]"it's time for bed" [01:20.860]She told me she worked [01:23.100]in the morning and started to laugh [01:28.980]I told her I didn't [01:31.270]and crawled off to sleep in the bath [01:37.230]And when I awoke I was alone [01:42.130]This bird had flown [01:45.350]So I lit a fire [01:48.310]Isn't it good Norwegian wood