[00:12.630]Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
[00:15.240]It took me years to write, will you take a look?
[00:18.610]Based on a novel by a man named Lear
[00:21.670]And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
[00:27.900]Paperback writer.
[00:31.100]It's the dirty story of a dirty man
[00:33.560]And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
[00:37.000]His son is working for the Daily Mail,
[00:39.780]It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
[00:45.380]Paperback writer.
[00:49.610]Paperback writer
[01:01.230]It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
[01:04.300]I'll be writing more in a week or two.
[01:07.410]I can make it longer if you like the style,
[01:10.480]I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,
[01:15.960]Paperback writer.
[01:19.900]If you really like it you can have the rights,
[01:22.500]It could make a million for you overnight.
[01:25.550]If you must return it, you can send it here
[01:28.600]But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,
[01:34.140]Paperback writer.
[01:38.570]Paperback writer
[01:51.000]Paperback writer - paperback writer
[01:57.150]Paperback writer - paperback writer