[00:05.760]Rocky Raccoon [00:10.680]Rocky Raccoon, he was a fool unto himself [00:17.460]And he would not swallow his foolish pride [00:22.120]Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota [00:27.210]It was not the kind of thing that a young guy did [00:30.680]When a fella went and stole his chick away from him [00:37.220]Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room [00:44.010]Only to find Gideon's bible [00:50.340]Rocky had come equipped with a gun [00:56.280]To shoot off the legs of his rival [01:02.730]His rival it seems had broken his dreams [01:08.930]By stealing the girl of his fancy [01:15.460]Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil [01:21.910]But everyone knew her as Nancy [01:28.260]Now she and her man who called himself Dan [01:34.340]Were in the next room at the hoedown [01:40.850]And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin [01:46.880]Said, "Danny boy this is a showdown" [01:53.550]But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot (gunshot sound effect) [01:59.970]And Rocky collapsed in the corner [02:30.770]The doctor walked in, sminking of gin (laughs), 'sminking'? [02:36.910]Proceeded to lie on the table (he was really "sminking" that gin) [02:44.830]And it did him in, in the end, poor doc [02:50.500]Meantime, back on the table (yeah) [02:54.950]Doctor said, Rocky, you met your match, son [02:59.740]Rocky said, it's only a scratch, so [03:02.470]I'll be better soon, he better be, better soon, said the doc [03:08.690]Come on, son [03:10.020]Gotta get hip, gotta get up, gotta get back till you're good [03:14.210]Gotta go show that Danny boy [03:17.760]However, Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room [03:24.790]Only to find Gideon's bible [03:31.010]Gideon checked out and left it no doubt [03:36.620]To help with good Rocky's revival [04:01.570]That's the story of Rocky Raccoon! (Heeyyy!)