作曲 : Tyler Bancroft
 作词 : Tyler Bancroft
Kevin wants to hear a pop song
Wants to dance with the girls from the restroom
Kevin wants to move sideways, wants to move backwards
Kevin wants to move
Kevin wants to stand beside me,
Choose the next record, put on a 70's tune
Kevin wants to talk to everyone
Talk to everyone that he knows in the room
I wanna be un-American
I wanna cry at a love song
I wanna be un-American
I wanna cry at a love song
I wanna be un-American
I wanna write you a love song
I wanna be un-American
And I wanna get all the words wrong
Kevin wants to hear a sad song,
Wants to stay home on a Friday, Saturday
Kevin wants to move to London, wants to see Paris
Kevin wants to move
Kevin wants to stand alone at a subway station,
Watch all the trains go through
Kevin wants to skip the next song, skip the next song
And skip the next song too
I wanna be un-American
I wanna write you a love song
I wanna be un-American
And I wanna get all the words wrong
I wanna be un-American
I wanna write you a love song
I wanna be un-American
And I wanna get all the words wrong
Kevin wants to hear a talk show,
Wants to keep up with the girls from the restroom
Now he wants to move slowly, wants to move with you
Kevin wants to move
Now he wants to stand beside you, choose to say "I do"
Put on a 70’s tune
Kevin wants to dance with everyone,
Dance with everyone that he loves in the room
I wanna be un-American
I wanna write you a love song
I wanna be un-American
And I wanna get all the words wrong
I wanna be un-American
I wanna write you a love song
I wanna be un-American
And I wanna get all the words wrong