[00:00.00] 作曲 : Lennon，McCartney
[00:00.900] 作词 : Lennon，McCartney
[00:02.700]Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
[00:05.700]Science in the home
[00:09.700]Late nights all alone with a test-tube
[00:13.700]Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
[00:16.700]Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
[00:20.700]Calls her on the phone
[00:24.700]"Can I take you out to the pictures
[00:27.700]Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
[00:31.700]But as she's getting ready to go
[00:35.700]A knock comes on the door...
[00:38.700]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:41.700]Came down upon her head
[00:46.000]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:50.000]Made sure that she was dead
[01:01.000]Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
[01:05.600]Teacher gets annoyed
[01:09.600]Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
[01:16.600]She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
[01:19.600]So he waits behind
[01:23.600]Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
[01:31.600]But when she turns her back on the boy
[01:34.600]He creeps up from behind
[01:37.600]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:41.600]Came down upon her head
[01:45.600]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:48.600]Made sure that she was dead
[02:15.500]P.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
[02:19.500]Maxwell stands alone
[02:23.500]Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
[02:30.500]Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
[02:34.500]Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
[02:37.500]The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
[02:44.500]But as the words are leaving his lips
[02:48.800]A noise comes from behind
[02:52.800]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[02:55.800]Came down upon his head
[02:59.800]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[03:02.800]Made sure that he was dead