[00:00.00] 作曲 : Lennon, McCartney
[00:00.383] 作词 : Lennon, McCartney
[00:01.150]Joan was quizzical, studied Pataphysical
[00:05.69]Science in the home
[00:08.630]Late nights all alone with a test-tube
[00:12.500]Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
[00:16.70]Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
[00:19.690]Calls her on the phone
[00:23.440]"Can I take you out to the pictures
[00:27.10]Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
[00:30.570]But as she's getting ready to go
[00:34.248]A knock comes on the door...
[00:38.89]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:41.148]Came down upon her head
[00:45.209]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:48.529]Made sure that she was dead
[00:59.928]Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again
[01:03.549]Teacher gets annoyed
[01:07.300]Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
[01:14.490]She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
[01:18.240]So he waits behind
[01:21.860]Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
[01:29.179]But when she turns her back on the boy
[01:32.800]He creeps up from behind
[01:36.429]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:39.490]Came down upon her head
[01:43.550]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:46.800]Made sure that she was dead
[02:12.780]P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
[02:16.470]Maxwell stands alone
[02:20.40]Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
[02:27.410]Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
[02:31.100]Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
[02:34.720]The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
[02:42.40]But as the words are leaving his lips
[02:45.530]A noise comes from behind
[02:49.290]Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[02:52.410]Came down upon his head
[02:56.410]Clang, Clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
[02:59.540]Made sure that he was dead
[03:02.290]Whoh, whoa whoa whoa.
[03:17.970]Silver hammer