[00:24.57]Got this funny feeling going through my head
[00:27.34]That if I go down to the pub I might just end up in bed
[00:30.89]With a blond or a brunette or a red head or two
[00:34.50]But oh what am I saying that'll never happen to you
[00:37.81]Can this be right
[00:39.52]Can this be wrong
[00:41.30]Doing what I'm doing all night long
[00:44.67]I love to brag
[00:46.31]I love to boast
[00:48.08]And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most
[00:51.01]You see 'cos I just love to fantasize
[00:56.23]All these thoughts I've got inside
[00:59.69]It can't be healthy what I'm doing
[01:03.66]I'd like to get them out my head
[01:06.26]Before I go blind in my bed
[01:10.18]Time to change is days and she's heading for you
[01:13.34]She knows just what she wants and she knows what to do
[01:16.81]She drags you back to her place step over the toys
[01:20.17]The baby sitters sleeping so we can't make much noise
[01:23.50]It's been so long
[01:25.16]I won't go fast
[01:26.95]Ejaculation
[01:28.00]Celebration here at last
[01:30.47]Pig in s**t
[01:31.87]Cat and the cream
[01:33.65]I open up my eyes
[01:35.06]But It's another wet dream
[01:36.60]You see 'cos I just love to fantasize
[01:41.85]All these thoughts I've got inside
[01:45.92]It can't be healthy what I'm doing
[01:48.65]I'd like to get them out my head
[01:51.86]Before I go blind in my bed
[02:17.60]I've had this funny feeling lying in my bed
[02:20.98]Someone's spreading rumours down the King's Head
[02:24.11]But I've got this reputation and I can't stop it now
[02:27.72]I'd like to be in heaven but this feels like hell
[02:31.02]Can this be right
[02:32.67]Can this be wrong
[02:34.58]Doing what I'm doing all night long
[02:37.74]I love to brag
[02:39.51]I love to boast
[02:41.13]And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most
[02:44.04]You see 'cos I just love to fantasize
[02:49.88]I close my eyes she's always there
[02:52.63]Why am I living this nightmare
[02:56.71]She's a darling in my eyes
[02:59.37]But I just love to fantasize
[03:02.54]You see 'cos I just love to fantasize
[03:07.79]On my bed I always lie
[03:11.02]Same old blue book in my hand
[03:14.56]To the pictures I relate
[03:17.92]Is this my world is this my fate