People of 
Earth, when you dance, dance the 
Dada Polka
Life is only a dream
When in the mood for romance dance the 
Dada Polka
Be as cute as you seem
Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, freeze
Do something, anything
Do something please
People of 
Earth don't just stand there
The Dada Polka is as fun as it sounds
Move hips and hands when the band plays the 
Dada Polka
You may lose a few pounds
Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, change
Do something, anything
Do something strange
People of 
Mars you too must do the 
Dada Polka
It's the meaning of life
Fill any partner with lust, do the 
Dada Polka
Soon there'll be a new wife
Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, do
Do something, anything
Do something blue
Do something, anything
Do something a little out of character, it won't kill you
Do something, anything
Do something true