作词 : Merritt
Eligible, not too stupid 
Intelligiable, and cute as cupid 
Knowledgeable, but not always right 
Salvageable, and free for the night 
Well my heart's runnin' round like a chicken with its head cut off 
All around the barn yard falling in and out of love 
Poor thing's blind as a bat 
Gettin' up, fallin' down, gettin' up 
Who'd fall in love with a chicken with its head cut off? 
Woah Nelly 
My wife doesn't understand me 
Many dozens, hope to land me 
I'm for free love 
And I'm in free fall 
This could be love 
Or nothing at all 
But my heart's runnin' round like a chicken with its head cut off 
All around the barn yard falling in and out of love 
Poor thing's blind as a bat 
Gettin' up, fallin' down, gettin' up 
Who'd fall in love with a chicken with its head cut off? 
We don't have to be stars exploding in the night 
Or electric eels under the covers 
We don't have to be 
Anything quite so unreal 
Lets just be lovers 
Well my heart's runnin' round like a chicken with it's head cut off 
All around the barn yard falling in and out of love 
Poor thing's blind as a bat 
Gettin' up, fallin' down, gettin' up 
Who'd fall in love with a chicken with its head cut off? 
It ain't pretty