作词 : Merritt
  Reno Dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you 
 You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me 
 It's making me blue, Pantone 292
 Reno Dakota I'm reaching my quota of tears for the year
 Alas and alack you just don't call me back You have just disappeared
 It makes me drink beer
 I know you're a recluse, You know that's no excuse. Reno, that's just a ruse
 Do not play fast and loose with my heart
 Reno Dakota I'm no Nino Rota I don't know the score
 Have I annoyed you or is there a boy who Well he's just a whore
 I've had him before 
 It makes me drink more