作词 : Merritt
Andy would bicycle across town in the rain to bring you candy and 
John would buy the gown for you to wear to the prom with 
Tom the astronomer who'd name a star for you (C): 
But I'm the luckiest guy on the 
Lower East 
Side cause 
I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride 
Harry is the one 
I think you'll marry but it's 
Chris that you kissed after school 
I'm a fool, there's no doubt but when the sun comes out and only when the sun comes out... (C) 
The day is beautiful and so are you 
My car is ugly but then 
I'm ugly too 
I know you'd never give me a second glance but when the weather's nice all the other guys don't stand a chance 
I know Professor 
Blumen makes you feel like a woman but when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl 
So you share secrets with 
Lou but we've got secrets too 
Well, one: 
I only keep this heap for you cause 
I'm the ugliest guy on the 
Lower East 
Side but I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride 
Want to go for a ride?