作词 : Merritt
  How Fucking Romantic
 
 The Magnetic Fields
 
 how fucking romantic
 all the stars are out
 twinkling twinkling twinkling
 and fluttering about
 
 what a tacky sunset
 what a vulgar moon
 play another charming
 rogers and hart tune
 
 how fucking romantic
 must we really waltz?
 drag another cliche
 howling from the vaults
 
 love you obviously
 like you really care
 even though you treat me
 like a dancing bear
 
 toss your bear a goldfish
 as he cycles by
 don't forget to feed your
 bear or it'll die