Mirror mirror on the wall Tell me is it all my fault Don’t you look at me like that I’m not so bad It’s exactly like you told me If I were you then you’d be lonely If you were me then you’d kiss and hold me ‘Cause I’m so sad And I’m glad that everything’s dissolving The sun’s down and the earth’s revolving Everything looks so expensive You must think I’m so pretentious They all have the best intentions That’s the devil’s best invention Take the pill, get the reference They’ll get us all arrested Locked away, throw away the key Now we get to eat for free Call your parents, no reply Stick a needle in my eye If I die before I wake Make sure all the lines are straight And all the words stay in their place All I ever wanted was a little taste of sugar Ooh, honey, honey Let’s get together We can make a lot of money Sit there sulking on the stairs Brown eyes and silky hair Breathing in the filthy air Where it comes from, no one cares Where it goes, up your nose Past your tongue and down your throat Where it lands, plant a rose Dig it up before it grows And if you can’t afford new clothes Rip apart your pantyhose Cut your pants and strike a pose With everything that can be exposed Hide your eyes, talk real slow In the famous sultry tone Get the dreamboat all alone It won’t be hard to drag him home Is he the one who loves you so? Do you really wanna know? It’s in his kiss, that’s where it is It’s in his hips that’s where it is And if you’re sure that this is it Go ahead and slit your wrists Because ever since we were little kids All I ever wanted was a little bit of sugar Ooh, honey, honey Let’s get together We can make a lot of money