[00:12.400]做皇帝你在行
[00:15.220]这话说得太荒唐
[00:18.580]什么生意都听过
[00:21.820]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:25.260]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:28.620]做皇帝要专长
[00:31.690]我做皇帝比人强
[00:34.980]世代祖传有名望
[00:38.210]扮起来准像唐明皇
[00:41.640]唐明皇胡子长
[00:44.830]齿白唇红嘴上光
[00:48.140]你一点都不像唐明皇
[00:51.380]做一个太监倒相当
[00:54.710]难道你见过皇帝面
[00:57.980]知道皇帝胡子长
[01:01.260]虽没见过真皇帝
[01:04.450]可见过戏里的唐明皇
[01:07.850]你没有胡子总不像
[01:11.110]只有把假的装一装装一装
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[01:41.250]跟我学照我样
[01:47.539]我教你做唐明皇
[01:53.789]皇帝走路要像样
[02:07.220]大摇大摆莫匆忙呀莫匆忙
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[02:32.170]做皇帝要端庄
[02:41.790]看人不能太轻狂
[02:48.340]两眼盯着人家望
[02:54.870]不象皇帝象流氓呀象流氓
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