[00:03.62]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
[00:06.94]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
[00:10.28]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in,
[00:13.74]To today's evening news.
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[00:17.07]Welcome to the evening news, I thank you all for tuning in,
[00:20.45]Yes, I'm your host and your journalist, here Chamillionaire, so let the news begin,
[00:23.75]Our helicopters out in the streets look at the screen, an' let's zoom it in,
[00:27.29]'cause Cashis is live at the scene, hey Cashis how are you my friend?,
[00:30.65]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
[00:34.14]No time to trip we don't get confused, cause this type of news opinion and views
[00:37.48]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
[00:40.86]You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth,
[00:44.20]I saw a movie where George Bush had a bearded man on his squad,
[00:47.55]So much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him,
[00:50.98]No problem, Osama, Bin Laden, Been hidin',
[00:54.48]So long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons,
[00:57.74]Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him,
[01:01.17]That's him, Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him,
[01:04.78]Rest in peace Virgina Tech, too many innocent kids dyin',
[01:07.94]Well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem,
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[01:11.59]Now I would give you news about Katrina, but you know I can't talk about Katrina,
[01:14.56]'Cause everytime I talk about Katrina, they look at me like it's a misdemeanor,
[01:17.93]Anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss,
[01:21.48]George Bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he's about to putt.
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[01:25.20]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
[01:28.15]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
[01:31.61]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in,
[01:34.96]To today's evening news.
[01:38.23]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[01:40.90]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[01:44.33]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[01:48.23]This is your evening news.
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[01:52.02]I know you take offense to certain words, I've heard worse, but I wouldn't blame ya',
[01:55.26]They say he's a entertainer, don't worry about it, nevermind Kramer,
[01:58.60]The Crocodile Hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamer,
[02:02.01]We keep sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we must like danger,
[02:05.50]Little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun,
[02:08.91]If you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your son,
[02:12.31]Kobe just broke another record, today's game he hit 81,
[02:15.72]Now they saying he's number 1, but yesterday they all hated him,
[02:19.11]OJ was named innocent, he got no sentence, he's still alive,
[02:22.41]It's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die,
[02:25.90]Well, now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really high,
[02:29.26]But I'm not going to read that, 'cause we all know that that's a lie.
[02:32.72]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
[02:36.13]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
[02:39.48]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in,
[02:42.81]To today's evening news.
[02:46.14]We still haven't found Pac's killer, still haven't found Biggie's either,
[02:49.59]30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather,
[02:53.02]Snoop Dogg just got arrested, everyday he get a new subpoena,
[02:56.51]Innocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle finger,
[03:00.03]Hip-Hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading,
[03:03.38]Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating,
[03:06.64]If you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station,
[03:09.91]Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating,
[03:13.53]Kanye just said WHAT? the president ain't got time for that,
[03:16.67]The White House is going to stay white even tho' we know Obama's black,
[03:20.39]9/11 was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attack,
[03:23.39]He gave a speech on CNN, They bombed us, now we're bombing back,
[03:26.99]Where the heck is Osama at?
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[03:29.15]And I would love to talk about Katrina, but everytime I talk about Katrina,
[03:31.93]they look at me like it's a misdemeanor
[03:33.76]Anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss
[03:36.92]N'Sync, Makin da band and Milli Vanilli had broken up,
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[03:40.67]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
[03:43.66]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
[03:47.21]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in,
[03:50.79]To today's evening news.
[03:53.89]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[03:57.23]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[04:00.46]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
[04:04.18]This is your evening news.