What do you get when you fall in love? 
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble 
That´s what you get for all your trouble. 
I´ll never fall in love again. 
I´11 never fall in love again. 

What do you get when you kiss a girl? 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. 
After you do， she´ll never phone you. 
I´ll never fail in love again. 
I´ll never fall in love again. 

Don´t tell me what is all about， 
Cause l´ve been there and I´m glad I´m out， 
Out of those chains， those chains that bind you 
That is why I´m here to remind you 

What do you get when you fall in love? 
Nothing but pain Lies and sorrow. 
So， for at least until tomorrow， 
I´ll never fall in love again! 
I´ll never fall in love again! 

What do you get when you fall in love? 
I´ll never fall in love again. 
I´ll never fall in love again. 
I´]1 never fall in love again. 
I´ll never fall in love again.