Never gonna be a brander Or a profit-maximizer And I don’t wanna be a bestseller Never an online retailer Never gonna be a marketer Or a sponsored blogger Not for me, a re-poster I’m nobody’s notable user So I don’t follow the so-called founders I never believe the newspapers I don’t trust the pundits, the editors I never listen to the prime minister sinister I don’t want to be an entrepreneur of myself, you see I don’t want to be an architect of misery ‘cause I am, I am, I am a lover, I am, I am, I am a teacher, I am, I am, I am a wanderer ‘cause I am, I am, an agitator, I am, I am, a creator, I am, I am, a disrupter ‘cause I am, I am, an ice-cream licker, I am, I am, an anti-preneur, I am, I am, a choose-your-own-adventurer ‘cause I am, I am, I am a lover, I am, I am, I am a teacher, I am, I am, I am a wanderer ‘cause I am, I am, an agitator, I am, I am, a creator, I am, I am, a disrupter ‘cause I am, I am, an ice-cream licker, I am, I am, an anti-preneur, I AM MYSELF