作词 : Willoughby
  Sue and Joe went to Barney
 【巴尼斯最初是一家售卖样衣、工厂多余库存及尾单的亲民品牌，由Barney Pressman在1927年创立，由其子Fred Pressman经营后转型主打高端市场。】
 Joe had one just too many
 So when Sue said it's time to leave 
 He started keep roaring uppishly
 
 Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife
 Poor Joe,he nearly lose his life
 Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan
 
 Poor Joe,he got up off de floor
 Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door
 Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan
 
 Joe went out a little later
 Running free elevator
 But all day long he wore his hat
 To hide among his biggest debt
 
 Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife
 Poor Joe,he nearly lose his life
 Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan
 
 Poor Joe,he got up off de floor
 Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door
 Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan
 
 Poor joe
 Poor joe
 Poor joe 
 
 Poor joe
 Poor joe
 Poor joe 
 
 Now joe was was in the army
 He was fighten for his Uncle Samon
 He came right through without a scratch
 But now he's really meet his match
 
 Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife
 Poor Joe,he nearly lose his wife
 Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan
 
 Poor Joe,he got up off de floor
 Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door
 Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran
 She knock him in the head with de frying pan