[00:03.88]I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
[00:08.14]They never bring my luggage up on time
[00:12.30]And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
[00:15.83]If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
[00:19.62]I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
[00:24.26]Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
[00:27.63]Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
[00:30.11]Or sports fans in the bleachers!
[00:32.20]And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing)
[00:35.78]There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
[00:40.44]That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing)
[00:44.18]But my goody two-shoes brother,
[00:46.93]The favorite of my mother,
[00:48.62]Is the one I want to smother
[00:50.62]In a ton of pigeon goo!
[00:53.85]Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
[00:56.63]The favorite of my mother,
[00:58.81]He's the one I want to smother
[01:01.35]Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
[01:03.53]He's the one I want to smother
[01:06.16]In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
[01:16.91]You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?