Your opponent is as big as an ape,
So if you wanna avoid being mangled!
Just like him you've got to get into shape,
And by shape, I don't mean a triangle!

He's big, he's dumb, he's got the I.Q. of gum,
He's got the brain about the size of a sourdough crumb,
But he'll beat on your head like a big bass drum,
His behavior is truly unruly,

HE'S A BULLY! (he's a bully!)
Yeah, he's a bully! (he's a bully!)
Well he's a bully! (he's a bully!)
Yeah, he's a bully! (he's a bully!)

(He's a bully) He's not easy to reason with,
(He's a bully) He's no rocket scientist,
(He's a bully) He's slow and illogical,
He's a bully!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah-yeah!