[00:00.21]Son: Daddy, Can I be a Mutant?
[00:02.61]Dad: One Day Son, But for Now, You're Too Young
[00:05.21]Son: But Daddy!
[00:06.77]Dad: No means no and stop snibbling you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy...
[00:11.75]Son: Huh?!
[00:13.35]Dad: I just Kinda Fuck Your Mom...
[00:15.57]Son: *Gasp*
[00:16.76]Dad: Talking of Fucking People, I have a story for you... Sit back and Listen, it's quite an amusing one!
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[00:22.80]Well I took myself to Bayou,
[00:24.60]I could not believe my eyes,
[00:26.63]The folks had been mutated,
[00:28.47]Not quite Dead, but not alive.
[00:30.89]Wasn't really looking for love,
[00:32.74]But they say that's when it strikes,
[00:34.57]She had that look of been dug up,
[00:36.54]But that's the type I like.
[00:38.74]Yeah, free world man.
[00:40.89]One man's meat,
[00:42.47]Yadda yadda yadda,
[00:44.46]Man, She was Good...
[00:46.45]Well, She came towards me,
[00:48.45]Said no words, just kinda snarlin',
[00:50.50]And she tried to eat my brains out,
[00:52.32]I just had to kiss you darling!
[00:54.71]Think I kinda rushed it though,
[00:56.18]Cause as her lips touched my mouth,
[00:58.25]Her gums broke free from her face,
[01:00.07]Thought it rude to spit them out.
[01:02.57]You know those travel programs that's on the Television?
[01:06.06]Where they eat all that weird shit?
[01:08.07]Yeah, She tasted like Chicken.
[01:10.55]Didn't want to make a scene,
[01:12.05]As her mouth was in mine,
[01:13.97]So I chewed around, And swallowed it down,
[01:16.07]Went in for a second time!
[01:18.28]Know I like to love the hard way,
[01:19.87]The rough and then the tumble,
[01:21.83]But she was something else, Man!
[01:23.68]I was being strangled!
[01:25.77]Once again mis-read the signs,
[01:27.83]Thought, Go to second base!
[01:29.75]And her top came off,
[01:30.81]Her tits went Pop,
[01:32.13]Got puss all in my face.
[01:34.09]Yeah, Tasted Like Chicken,
[01:37.01]Chunky, Pussy Chicken!
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