[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [offset:0] [00:00.59](Pirelli)I am Adolfo Pirelli, the king of the barbers [00:04.40]The barber of kings [00:05.36]E buon giorno, good day, I blow you a kiss [00:09.62]And I the so-famous Pirelli [00:12.35]I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say [00:16.56]My elixir is piss? Who says this? [00:22.72](Todd)I do, I am Mr. Sweeny Todd of Fleet Street [00:30.07]I've opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir [00:32.54]And I say to you that it is nothing but an arrant fraud [00:37.45]Concocted from piss and ink [00:41.25]Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings [00:46.33]Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity [00:51.10]Than any street mountebank [00:53.71](Pirelli)You hear this foolish man? [00:56.49]Now, please, you will see how he wiil-a regret-a his-a folly [01:02.56](Todd)Who's for a free shave? [01:06.47]Will Beadle Bamford be the judge? [01:09.28](Beadle)Glad as always, to oblige my friends and neighbors [01:16.83]The fastest, smoothest shave is the winner! [01:39.06](Pirelli)Now, signorini, signori. We mix-a the lather [01:41.85]But first-a you gather around, signorini, signori [01:44.55]You looking a man who have had-a the glory to shave-a the Pope! [01:47.69]Mr. Sweeny, whoever I beg-a you pardon [01:49.86]You'll probably say it was only a cardinal [01:52.35]Nope! [01:54.06]It was-a the Pope! [01:58.56]To shave-a the face, to cut-a the hair [02:03.27]Require the grace, require the flair [02:08.10]For if-a you slip, you nick the skin [02:10.92]You clip-a the chin, you rip-a the lip a bit [02:13.58]Beyond-a repair [02:16.65]To shave-a the face [02:19.42]Or even a part without it-a smart [02:23.93]Require the heart [02:26.88]Not just-a the flash [02:29.71]It take-a panache, it take-a the passion for the art [02:36.88]To shave-a the face, to trim-a the beard [02:42.09]To make-a the bristle, clean like a whistle [02:46.46]This is from early infancy, the talent give to me [02:52.49]By God [02:58.92]It take-a the skill, it take-a the brains [03:03.33]It take-a da will to take-a the pains [03:09.81]It take-a the pace, it take-a the grace [03:23.03](Beadle)The winner is Todd!