(Judge)Mr. Todd?
(Todd)At your service
An honor to receive your patronage, my lord
(Judge)You know me, sir?
(Todd)Who in this wide world does not know the great Judge Turpin?
What may I do for you today, sir?
A stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage?
Sit, sir, sit
(Judge)You see, sir, a man infatuate with love
Her ardent and eager slave
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
And lend me a more seductive tone
A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne
But first, sir, I think, a shave
(Todd)The closest I ever gave
(Judge)You're in merry mood today, Mr. Todd
(Todd)'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next
(Judge)'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire
The blood to pound the heart leap higher, what more...
(Todd)What more...
(Together)Can man require...
(Judge) than love, sir?
(Todd)More than love, sir
(Judge)What, sir?
(Todd)Women
(Judge)Yes, women
(Todd)Pretty women
Now then, my friend
Now to your purpose
Patience, enjoy it
Revenge can't be taken in haste
(Judge)Make haste, and if we wed, you'll be commended, sir
(Todd)My lord
And who, may it be said is your intended, sir?
(Judge)My ward
A pretty little rosebud
(Todd)Pretty as her mother?
(Judge)What? What was that?
(Todd)Nothing, sir, nothing
Pretty women, fascinating
Sipping coffee, dancing
Pretty women are a wonder
Pretty women
Sitting in the window or standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air
Pretty women
(Judge)Silhouetted
(Todd)Stay within you
(Judge)Glancing
(Todd)Stay forever
(Judge)Breathing lightly
(Todd)Pretty women
(Together)Pretty women
(Todd)Blowing out their...
(Judge)Blowing out their...
(Together)Candles or...
(Todd)Combing out their...
(Judge)Combing out their...
(Together)Hair
(Judge)Then they leave...
(Todd)Even when they leave.../(Judge)Even when they leave you and vanish...
(Todd)...They still.../(Judge)they somehow can still remain...
(Todd)...Are there, they're there.../(Judge)there with you
(Together)Pretty women
(Todd)At their mirrors/(Judge)In their gardens
(Todd)Letter writing/(Judge)Flower picking
(Todd)Weather watching
(Together)How they make a man sing
Proof of heaven, as you're living
Pretty women, sir! Pretty women, yes!
Pretty women, oh! Pretty women pretty women